Will you Marry Me

So today Parker had a friend over, a friend who is a girl. Parker is totally not into girls, kinda understands what a girlfriend is, kinda doesn't. But he is a goofball. So in the car today he and his friend girl were in the way back of my smokin mini van. He leans over to her and says "You are lovely and I'm going to marry you and kiss you." At which he lunged for her to peck one on her. Now he didnt' say this in a sweet meaningful way, but in a teasing kinda way. She yelled back, "oh no your not mr. kissy bissy, you are gross and disgusting and crazy. Nice. He kept trying to lay one on her in an annoying (and innocent way). I finally told him to quit and to save his kisses for his wife. That whoever he married someday wouldn't be so happy that he gave away so many kissed to Rebekah when he was 7. "Well what if I marry her?" was his as usual smart alec response. At which she reminded him that there was no way she was going to marry him. Then he proceeds to tell me that no one wants to marry him, that all girls think boys are ugly and gross. Now Rebekah did chime in that she thinks boys are beautiful. So then Parker changed gears and instead of kissing her, tried picking his nose in front of her, seriously debating whether he should wipe a booger on her. Nice, Parker, real lady killer, wonder why Rebekah called you gross and disgusting.